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My name's Jose, but feel free to call me as you please. I hail from the land called California. 18 and gay. Bye c:
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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike
foxgrl:

floewerbaby:

just look at these lil guys

OMG CRYINGFDFFGDH
nougats:

“Eye—!”

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

minus-the-legend:

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

bump-an-grind:

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

image

found her

everchangingspectrumofalie:

It’s getting really hard to hide how fucking irritated and frustrated I am at this point